Fun With Social Media: The Best Twitter Quotes
We've been inspired by sites like Bash.org and their funny, but very old and stale, IRC quotes. So we've decided to bring that concept into the 21st century by starting a collection of memorable tweats from the wild, wild world of Twitter.com. Because, well, somebody had to think of it first. Enjoy these virtual messages in a bottle afloat on the sea of the social web!
"Just outside Disneyland, getting gas. The kids are freaking out thinking we are going to Disneyland. Funny, but cruel. But funny." - Warren "WO" Owen
"when a 15 mo old stands by the garbage and claps, looking proud of himself, one MUST investigate." - Beth@TheNaturalMommy
You'd better. It's probably the cat.
"Filling out my "Employee Performance Review" and I must say I am great." - quang
We got started down that road when we hacked into the school computer to improve our grades.
"im going to build a twitter clone using visual basic 6 and winsock. BACK OFF." - Christian
The tragic part is, this would be possible. It would be like kicking dead whales down the beach, but it would be possible. Nostradamus predicted this would happen.
"Accidentally rubbed my eye with my fingers which had some jalepeno juice on them. Not fun. This day is kinda boring and sucky thus far." - Andre
"people at a certain gym should know they are paying a lot of money to work-out at a place where the assistant manager has never worked out" - Kim Osterberg
Got any pictures of him huffing and sweating up the stairs?
"If Carlin is in heaven, I hope he takes it easy on God." - Ryan McShowoff
We love George Carlin too, and this is the single best comment about his passing we have ever seen.
"Why is it when spiders are on the ceiling, they love to crawl above your head and taunt you? Maybe they'll come down. Maybe they won't." - sammi_jo
Meanwhile, the spider is thinking 'Why do humans like to stand there and taunt you? Maybe they'll swat you, and maybe they won't.'
"We're under NDA, but a game that we can't talk about is very, very, very good." - BenKuchera
This is every software company announcement, ever. You could leave it on loop and never check the software news again.
"Also I must record for posterity that she said her cockatiel was more mature than her boyfriend. A lot more mature." - marisolita
But how much sunflower seed hulls did the boyfriend spill on the floor around his cage?
"The hulk has prefect teeth" - iamhaen
It's about time somebody else noticed!
"still 50/50. someone convince me why i should go apple vs. pc on the laptop purchase." - Ben Rabicoff
A swing buyer! We'll send a fanboy over to convert you right away!
"Let it rain, let it rain... OK now STOP!" - Aaron Holverson
Did it work?
""i drink a lot in the right circumstances." "and what are the right circumstances?" (shrug) "lots of alcohol"" - the_bait
Things not to say on your first date...
"Don't you just "love" the inevitable heavy breathing you hear on conference calls, with mics too close to noses?" - Dewald Pretorius
You're lucky. Wait until you get one where you can hear the gastric juices sloshing around in their stomachs.
"Forced to eat bagel crips left by coworker on my desk. Stop using me as the endless trashcan." - ancient_buho
;-X
"@Genuine That's cool, I guess, but what was your wife doing at the strip club?" - Jeremy Tanner
That's the kind of line you can say just before you break for a commercial.
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Great read – Thanks.